Saturday, October 16, 2010

Happy Mental Day

Bianca and Shalala were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Bianca suddenly jumped into the deep end.

Bianca sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Shalala promptly jumped in to save Bianca. She swam to the bottom and pulled Bianca out. When Krissy, the Head Nurse Director became aware of Shalala’s heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Shalala the news she said, "Shalala, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love... have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

"The bad news is, Bianca hung himself in the bathroom with her bathrobe belt right after you saved her I am so sorry, but she's dead."

Shalala replied, "Bianca didn't hang himself, I put her there to dry.
How soon can I go home?"

NOTE: if you found this symbolistic, go figure!

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